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Presidents Who'll Make Me Renounce Nigeria

By Farooq Kperogi Twitter: @farooqkperogi There are four current presidential aspirants whose (unlikely) ascension to the presidency will ca...

By Farooq Kperogi

Twitter: @farooqkperogi

There are four current presidential aspirants whose (unlikely) ascension to the presidency will cause me to immediately renounce my Nigerian citizenship, stop my Nigeria- centered commentaries, and accept that the country of my birth is hopelessly irredeemable and unworthy of salvaging:

1. Yahaya Bello. This ignorant, incorrigibly petulant child trapped in an adult’s body is destroying the littlest semblance of decency left in government in Kogi State and thinks he can democratize his infantilism nationwide. Dude can't even pay salaries to workers in his state.

2. Nyesom Wike. This is a vicious, perpetually drunk, psychotic pocket tyrant who has missed his calling as a comedian, a sick comedian. Any country that deems such a person worthy of being a president deserves its fate.

Channels TV’s Seun asked Nyesom Wike, “Why do you want to be Nigeria’s president?”

Guess Wike’s response? “I want to become Nigeria’s PROBLEM because, one, we're in a problem.”😂

It was a slip, of course, but it was a Freudian slip (i.e., an unintentional mistake that reveals an awkward truth people would rather hide) that betrays Wike’s knowledge that a humorless, incompetent clown like him would be a PROBLEM to any country that has the misfortune to elect him president.

3. Yemi Osinbajo. This a smooth-talking religious bigot whose entire reason for being in government is to RCCGify Nigeria. (RCCG stands for the Redeemed Christian Church of God where he’s a pastor).

4. Bola Tinubu. This man can't even hold on to an object for five seconds without shaking uncontrollably. He can be made to sign his own death warrant--or even sign away Nigeria.

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  1. Dear Professor Farooq A. Kperogi, you have succeeded in providing us the list of persons, who should they be elected president of the federal republic of Nigeria, will make you denounce your Nigerian citizenship. I would like you to provide us with the list of those, who will make you retain your Nigerian citizenship, if any of them is elected the president of Nigeria, and why.


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